Walking Tall

The big story was about the father who went into his daughter's school and punched out a teacher's aide that his daughter had accused of inappropriate touching and conversations. Apparently he just couldn't take it when he found the aide was still in a classroom. He had his daughter take him to the classroom, he opened the door, walked up to the aide and clocked him.

Shannon applauded the father and called him his new hero. Ahh vigilanty justice. Wait.. there's a movie in this story... and Shannon could be the star...



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Sturgis 2007

Jimmy D just got his motorcycle license and he's been showing off his new license like he's an FBI agent or a rock star. He's already bought biker boots and looking to buy a bike. I guess we'll see Jimmy D at Sturgis this year...



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Steadman 3000

There's a couple of commercials on the Shannon Burke Show that feature a robot called the Steadman 3000. I promised the gang a spoof a while back...



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Easy Rider II : Blacktop Brother

Soul Brother Kevin has been taking a motorcycle course out at the big Harley dealership. He says he's doing well and he loves it. I thought what if SBKtv made a sequel to the classic Easy Rider since he'll be riding soon...



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Bushback Mountain

Another topic was President Bush being ambushed by a question from a reporter on whether or not he had seen Brokeback Mountain yet. Of course he skirted the question... and even though I'm a Bush supporter (do not flame me please) my spoofs have been known to cross the aisle if you know what I mean...



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Androgynous Idol

The topic was the uproar that GLAD started regarding the judges comments to a rather gender-neutral contestant. Simon was unsure what gender the person was and made comments along those lines. Anyway, who cares. If you are gonna be ambiguous about things then you MUST expect questions. "I revel in my vagueness... how dare you question me about it!" Ugh...

Anyway I thought what if the andro in question was Jimmy D...


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Happy New Year 2006

Well today was a wrap up of everyone's Christmas and New Year's festivities. One topic was that here in Orlando a couple of people were killed New Year's Eve by stray random bullets that had been fired in the air by some morons. Apparently some people think they live in the 1850's and that shooting their guns in the air isn't gonna hurt anything or anyone. Remember gravity? What goes up must come down. Anyway I thought what would Shannon's party flyer look like if he went with a gunslinger theme.



Oh and here's one just to bust on Jimmy D... and JimmyD.fm


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