The Spy Who Bugged Me

Shannon wrapped up his rants on the bashing of President Bush and the phone taps and spying. So to wrap up the 2005 year this is the last spoof of the Shannon Burke Show since they are not live until 2006.

What if Shannon was a spy and Savannah was his cute sidekick...



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BURKE-AIR

Today the was a mention of the plane crash in south Florida. Apparently it was a horrific crash of a 1940's era plane. While this was sad, it could have been worse... what if the show crew ran an airline?



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Stickyback Mountain

I wanted to avoid any more spoofs about Shannon's baby (at least for a while) since he seemed to be getting a lot of flack from people about it. BUT, with Brokeback Mountain causing a ton of controversy... I thought maybe Shannon could expand his horizons. What if Shannon was cast in Brokeback Mountain, but it still had a slightly homophobic touch to it...



I had to do one for the Monsters.... so Drunky the Bear gets to take the bullet... and anything else...



Here's the original so you can see what I edited...



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SNIP / SACK

The topic was Shannon considering a vasectomy... need I say more?



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Mammy Jo Tuna

Today Savannah introduced yet another 'friend' named Mammy Jo... who smells rather like tuna frequently. Ok ok ok... I really hope this friend is imaginary.



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Being Baby Daddy!

The conversation was on the big news of Shannon having a baby. Also in the topics was the Tookie Williams clemency news. I thought wouldn;t it be great if they released a book written by Tookie on childrearing... Shannon could write the forward.



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Soul 2 Soul

The show also talked about a new show coming out from Ice Cube called 'Black White'. They will take a white family and make them up as a black family to live as a black family and also take a black family and make them up as a white family to live as a white family. What a concept (insert sarcasm). Savannah actually mentioned on the radio that she wanted to see me make her into a black woman... I did as best as I could... of course I couldn't leave the rest of the gang out either...

What if SBKtv made a show where all the actors switched races...



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Invisazit

Today right out of the gate they talked about Savannah's HUGE zit on her face and that she was trying to cover it up with makeup but it's so GIGANTIC that it can't be hidden...

Plant a flag on it and call it Mount Sheila!



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External Influence Kit

Torture of terrorist suspects was the topic of the day and there were many suggestions of what alternative torture methods could be used... I thought of a few of my own and thought... what if there was a kit available for this...



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Imaginary Men

Today was a discussion of Savannah's gay ex-husband and his crackhead thief brother... yet more of Savannah's imaginary people? Hmmmmm?



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Homeless Hair o' the Dog

How many mornings have people had the 'morning after' effects of a wild night. The gang talked about it and said someone needs to make something to take care of the problem... I think Shannon could handle that...


Shannon also talked about homeless people and whether or not they should be killed... but what if Shannon was homeless.. and they made a movie...



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The Power of the D

I'm not feeling well so I thought I would just do a group shot using Jimmy D's favorite theme.. Star Wars....



and just to bust on Jimmy D some more...



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The Whitest Whites

Shannon began the day with a discussion on his laundry. He was wondering how to keep his whites white and not going dingy over time. Of course this conversation could go down the wrong road quickly... in fact what if there was a product that did just that... kept your whites white.



*while this spoof skirts the lines of racism it is meant purely as satire.

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Wellness Wenches

Today the show started off with Shannon talking about his injured shoulder and how his "wellness concierge" might be able to help him out... the whole idea of a service that comes and brings you chicken soup and such interested me... it also let me try out a different head shot of Savannah.



I had to bust on Jimmy D...



and Savannah...



and Savannah's Imaginary Friend Sheila...



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A Christmas Bonus

Today Shannon talked about how company's are slacking off on Christmas bonuses. Several callers were telling how great or how lousy their bonuses were. I thought... hmmmm... what kind of bonus would Shannon give out...




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Happy Thanksgiving 2005

Sorry.. but I just think this is funny...

and this too...

The Hammered of Oz

Cabin Boy's 'Wench of the Week' is a 3 part series this time. It is a parody of the Wizard of Oz... with characters from the show... you can listen to them here. I thought it needed a nice marquee poster...

Here's the original poster...

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LAXAPET

Today they talked about laxative addiction and Savannah's dog. Shannon has been thining of rescuing a dog from a shelter. This just seemed to be too good to be true...

Enter LAXAPET!



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Backdoor Boys

Cabin Boy & Steadman (another producer) have characters that are modeled after 1940-ish news men. Freakin hilarious. There was also recently a comment about Steadman's hair looking like a boy band in the new show promo shot. I thought hmmm, what if they did a gay boy band CD... and they were 1940's gangsters!

Ladies and gentlemen.. the Backdoor Boys!



Here's a close-up of Savannah as a flapper...



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Cabin Boy

One of the producers of the show is Cabin Boy. Very creative and funny. I had to do a pirate picture for him...



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Imaginary Friends

One of the running topics on the show is Savannah's friends. She often speaks of friends she has that do silly things or have certain problems, mental, physical or otherwise. However none of the 'friends' has ever called the show... EVER. The rest of the gang thinks all these friends are imaginary and that Savannah takes certain things in her life or traits of her personality and places them on these 'friends'. I couldn't resist stoking that fire...





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Lousy Rip-off Towing

The gang discussed mean tow truck drivers and their shady tactics...

What if Shannon had a towing service?



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NasaNookie

The gang discussed the new nasal aphrodisiac that is coming out. This definitely needed a product advertisment...



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A Christmas Carol

Shannon had announced that he will be playing Scrooge in 'A Real Radio Christmas Carol'. I created a poster for the marquee...



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Here is an original Carol ad... it looked too boring... Shannon looks like a muppet here... I needed something better...



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Arsty Fartsy Photos

Shannon and the group were discussing ways to raise money for a local charity. They do an annual fund-raising drive. Shannon suggested they do artistic, black & white, semi-nude pictures or posters...







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Gay Friendly Billboard

One of the other shows on Real Radio is the Philips Phile. The host, Jim Philips, has been ranting about his new billboard. Apparently some high-level exec mucky-muck shot down his approved idea. Then there was some discussion of maybe having Jim dressed up as some dominatrix or in a dress. Jim said he'd quit if that would happen. They also speak often of being 'gay friendly' on the Philips Phile, meaning they support the gay community... not that they are gay themselves (except maybe Oddo).

This was too hard to pass up...



Well at least he's not in a dress...

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The Ubermacho Team Trading Cards

The first topic that got me started was on Shannon Burke being a man's man and 'macho'. This could not go unspoofed. I decided to make trading cards and take the heads of the hosts... Shannon, Soul Brother Kevin (SBK), and Savannah... and put them on super buff bodies... the results were... well... see for yourself...







No these are NOT their real bodies of course... but Savannah's looks convincing, no?

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Monsters Uberflex Team

On the Monsters they were making fun of Russ's 'flexing'.. the double-flex or the triple-flex...

Soooooooooo...

The Uberflex Team Trading Cards















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