The Spy Who Bugged Me

Shannon wrapped up his rants on the bashing of President Bush and the phone taps and spying. So to wrap up the 2005 year this is the last spoof of the Shannon Burke Show since they are not live until 2006.

What if Shannon was a spy and Savannah was his cute sidekick...



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BURKE-AIR

Today the was a mention of the plane crash in south Florida. Apparently it was a horrific crash of a 1940's era plane. While this was sad, it could have been worse... what if the show crew ran an airline?



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Stickyback Mountain

I wanted to avoid any more spoofs about Shannon's baby (at least for a while) since he seemed to be getting a lot of flack from people about it. BUT, with Brokeback Mountain causing a ton of controversy... I thought maybe Shannon could expand his horizons. What if Shannon was cast in Brokeback Mountain, but it still had a slightly homophobic touch to it...



I had to do one for the Monsters.... so Drunky the Bear gets to take the bullet... and anything else...



Here's the original so you can see what I edited...



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SNIP / SACK

The topic was Shannon considering a vasectomy... need I say more?



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Mammy Jo Tuna

Today Savannah introduced yet another 'friend' named Mammy Jo... who smells rather like tuna frequently. Ok ok ok... I really hope this friend is imaginary.



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Being Baby Daddy!

The conversation was on the big news of Shannon having a baby. Also in the topics was the Tookie Williams clemency news. I thought wouldn;t it be great if they released a book written by Tookie on childrearing... Shannon could write the forward.



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Soul 2 Soul

The show also talked about a new show coming out from Ice Cube called 'Black White'. They will take a white family and make them up as a black family to live as a black family and also take a black family and make them up as a white family to live as a white family. What a concept (insert sarcasm). Savannah actually mentioned on the radio that she wanted to see me make her into a black woman... I did as best as I could... of course I couldn't leave the rest of the gang out either...

What if SBKtv made a show where all the actors switched races...



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Invisazit

Today right out of the gate they talked about Savannah's HUGE zit on her face and that she was trying to cover it up with makeup but it's so GIGANTIC that it can't be hidden...

Plant a flag on it and call it Mount Sheila!



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External Influence Kit

Torture of terrorist suspects was the topic of the day and there were many suggestions of what alternative torture methods could be used... I thought of a few of my own and thought... what if there was a kit available for this...



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Imaginary Men

Today was a discussion of Savannah's gay ex-husband and his crackhead thief brother... yet more of Savannah's imaginary people? Hmmmmm?



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Homeless Hair o' the Dog

How many mornings have people had the 'morning after' effects of a wild night. The gang talked about it and said someone needs to make something to take care of the problem... I think Shannon could handle that...


Shannon also talked about homeless people and whether or not they should be killed... but what if Shannon was homeless.. and they made a movie...



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The Power of the D

I'm not feeling well so I thought I would just do a group shot using Jimmy D's favorite theme.. Star Wars....



and just to bust on Jimmy D some more...



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